Zoo March 2010

Not sure if all my readers have ever been to my zoo (The Columbus Zoo and Aquarium, the brainchild of Jungle Jack Hanna, who is to zoos what Michael Phelps is to swimming), but it is THE BEST. My parents also know this, which is why we go constantly. Here I am riding a particularly stubborn beast of burden.
With coaching, I finally got it to turn around so I could inspect my "effants."

Here we are posing in front of some wires. As you can see, I've already outgrown my mother.

Me and Daddy.

Me and Mommy.

Whom should I challenge to a fight to the death?

A bear? Too easy.

Lemme think...........

Umm... flamingoes? I could take 'em with one leg tied to my butt.

How about Mommy? She seems like a worthy foe.

Here we are facing off. She's got experience, but I've got energy and craftiness.

Mommy: You wouldn't hit a chick with glasses, would you?

Sadie: Those are shades.

Mommy: I have contacts underneath.

Sadie: I hope you have contacts in the medical community, because you're about to get ROCKED.

Mommy: Go easy on me - I'm preggers.

Sadie: Not a chance.

You can guess who won. Here I am taking a breather. Who's next?